sidenote - hating my mac
I grew up using apple computers. (I took a mac classic to college with me for fuck's sake.) But I am hereby declaring my love for the PC. I work on a fantastic, brand new PC all day at my job. I am in charge of all the PCs at my office and have therefore made sure they bow to my every command. 9-5, m-f... all good in the techno-hood.
Now. The evening time. *sigh* I come home to my 5 year old imac. I want to do fun things like add links to my blog or play on myspace and leave image comments for people. Sounds super nerdy and perfect for a Monday evening, right? Tell that to me lime green "super" computer!!!! My computer is too slow and retarded to even be allowed to have a little "link"button at the top of this window. Yes, I can write the code myslef but THIS IS NOT THE POINT! I want to be allowed the option to use the advanced editor on myspace, not have the stupid site break it to me (via a little pop up bubble, i might add) that my computer is too dumb to do this. Limey too stupid to play ball with big kids.
Decision made. I am bringing home my newly reformatted "extra" computer from work and I will officially be switching over to PC. I can't take the back and forth anymore. Now I so know how those dudes with secret families in, like, singapore feel. Let the extra family go, man. Dedicate your love to one. make sure you pick the family yo like more though, bro - you don't want to get stuck with old Limey, here!
Now. The evening time. *sigh* I come home to my 5 year old imac. I want to do fun things like add links to my blog or play on myspace and leave image comments for people. Sounds super nerdy and perfect for a Monday evening, right? Tell that to me lime green "super" computer!!!! My computer is too slow and retarded to even be allowed to have a little "link"button at the top of this window. Yes, I can write the code myslef but THIS IS NOT THE POINT! I want to be allowed the option to use the advanced editor on myspace, not have the stupid site break it to me (via a little pop up bubble, i might add) that my computer is too dumb to do this. Limey too stupid to play ball with big kids.
Decision made. I am bringing home my newly reformatted "extra" computer from work and I will officially be switching over to PC. I can't take the back and forth anymore. Now I so know how those dudes with secret families in, like, singapore feel. Let the extra family go, man. Dedicate your love to one. make sure you pick the family yo like more though, bro - you don't want to get stuck with old Limey, here!
posted by Neely at 8:21 PM
2 Comments:
Yeahyeah!! Macs are whack, yo.
(that's my tuesday mornin' gangsta, just so you know...)
why you gotta hate on the macs? if your's is so old, buy a new one. they are fabulous and make lift worth getting up for in the morning. almost. i had an imac from the same generation as you do. i will say this, when they're ready to pass on to the spirit world, they really make it known.
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