Hire me!

Please. Someone out there. You know you need an incredibly capable, smart, funny, responsible, motivated, computer literate and then some, office whiz to come work for you. I don;t care what the job is. Honestly. It need only pay upwards of $40k/year and be commutable for me. My only requirements are health insurance and I prefer you not be a raging psycho bitch who turns their mood swings on me. That si seriously my only requirement. Need a snow shoveler? Cool. Persnal shopper? I'm your girl. Sandwich artist? I have no problem with that. Just get me out of here.

I kind of yelled back today finally. It felt good. 6 months. I have to last 6 miserable months. Thank god the rest of things are going so well. I am down to 208.2 as of this morning. That is exciting. I stumbled upon Jason. That rocks. I am wearing really cute boots that I can finally wear cuz I got jeans that re long enough, even if they are a size too big. I downloaded good music to listen to to soothe my anger. I am now going to go to Starbucks for my nf sfv latte - I might go decaf though.

Fuckin' Thursday. I am pretty sure I am getting sick.