everyone else is an idiot.
I read stuff online all day about people who have this procedure done (it is the closest I can be to already having it done myself). I am always amazed by the amount of people who will still whine about something that made them sick or get excited because they discovered they can still eat cheesecake. Why would you do that to yourself? Why would you undergo a potentially fatal surgery just to test the boundaries like that?
No, you can't drink soda. No, you can't eat Thanksgiving dinner like you used to. No, you don't get to drink the yard-long margaritas in vegas (yes, someone I was reading about actually was sad she couldn't drink those yard long margaritas in Vegas. She was also there with her husband and 2 kids! DON'T BRING YOUR CHILDREN TO LAS VEGAS!!!!) Drink fucking water people!!
Yes, you have to take vitamins (not flintstone vitamins people!) Yes, you have to take in THAT MUCH PROTEIN! If you don't, your freakin' hair falls out!!!! Nothin' hotter than a fat bald chick! Yes, you have to drink that much water. You have to keep your damn self hydrated. I don't care how much "pop" you used to drink! (And by the way, I am now officially disgusted by middle america's lifestyle choices. I can't tell you how many people I read about who used to drink over 2 liters of "pop" a day.)
You know what you do get to do? Be healthy. Live to a ripe old age. Keep up with your friends. Wear anything you want to. Sit anywhere you want to. Shop anywhere you want to. Feel good on a daily basis. Not be the fattest person anywhere. Is that worth only eating a little bit of turkey at Thanksgiving? FUCK YES. Is that worth only drinking water and non-carbonated/sugar free beverages for the rest of your life. Hmm, let me think. It fucking better be! Look past the food for 10 seconds and see what your life is going to be like, people.
Internet research about something you really care about just tends to support the whole idea that most people out there are pretty dumb. *sigh*
No, you can't drink soda. No, you can't eat Thanksgiving dinner like you used to. No, you don't get to drink the yard-long margaritas in vegas (yes, someone I was reading about actually was sad she couldn't drink those yard long margaritas in Vegas. She was also there with her husband and 2 kids! DON'T BRING YOUR CHILDREN TO LAS VEGAS!!!!) Drink fucking water people!!
Yes, you have to take vitamins (not flintstone vitamins people!) Yes, you have to take in THAT MUCH PROTEIN! If you don't, your freakin' hair falls out!!!! Nothin' hotter than a fat bald chick! Yes, you have to drink that much water. You have to keep your damn self hydrated. I don't care how much "pop" you used to drink! (And by the way, I am now officially disgusted by middle america's lifestyle choices. I can't tell you how many people I read about who used to drink over 2 liters of "pop" a day.)
You know what you do get to do? Be healthy. Live to a ripe old age. Keep up with your friends. Wear anything you want to. Sit anywhere you want to. Shop anywhere you want to. Feel good on a daily basis. Not be the fattest person anywhere. Is that worth only eating a little bit of turkey at Thanksgiving? FUCK YES. Is that worth only drinking water and non-carbonated/sugar free beverages for the rest of your life. Hmm, let me think. It fucking better be! Look past the food for 10 seconds and see what your life is going to be like, people.
Internet research about something you really care about just tends to support the whole idea that most people out there are pretty dumb. *sigh*
posted by Neely at 9:30 AM
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